Avert your eyes!

It's been so stinkin' hot this summer and I'm ginormous so combine those two things and I don't even like going outside to grab the mail. The problem is Jonathan wakes up every morning and immediately asks to play golf outside. I feel so bad because I tell him no more often than I'd like and I know he's sad about it. "Outside golf? Outside golf?"

The other day, Joseph had the grand idea to have hose water cascade over my belly as I watched Jonathan play one late afternoon and I have never felt better! It was soooo cold but so refreshing. Be prepared for a large belly. I may regret this later...