Please allow us the opportunity to extend our appreciation in your decision to join our exclusive club. We are so thrilled to have you and cannot wait for you to experience the joys that are yet to come!
Enclosed is your new member ID which allows you special access into our numerous organizations, i.e. PTAs, Cub Scouts, various Booster Clubs and much, much more! You will be contacted shortly for your mandatory participation in our thousands of fundraisers.
Please be aware of the required uniforms which are to be worn at all times, effective immediately:
1. Wind pants/t-shirt/ponytail combo
OR
2. Plush velour track suit/French braid combo
Make up is optional.
Feel free to contact us if you have any questions regarding your newfound "status."
Sincerely,
Future Soccer Moms of America
AKA
"The Dark Side"
"The Dark Side"
Check out my new ride!!!
3 comments:
What?? You got rid of the sweet Escape?? Or just got another new car??
Hahaha...congrats! I'm not sure you officially reach motherhood unless you have a mini-van! :)~
You are officially a mommy now... love the new ride!
My little girl is now a Soccer Mom, just like her Mommy was. I'm so proud!! Enjoy your new ride! Remember all the grand times we had in the Camaro Van...;-D
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